Agar main cricketer hota to..

It's not often that I question my decisons or choices or that of my parents. But after hearing of the bids in the auction round of IPL, I sure am left wondering as to why didn't my parents let me become a cricketer or something like that.. For my dear readers, here is a sample..

Aisa nahi hai ki mujhme cricekter banne layak qualities nahi hai.. Maine
mere first 13 years Jharkhand me hi bitaye, so I could have been the Indian
captian and the nation's biggest sensation, like Dhoni! Or, look at my height..
I'm of the same height as Sachin and Gavaskar, so I believe I could pretty well
have been the next Tendulkar or Gavaskar by now.. Arre ye bhi nahi to
take a look at my hair only.. mere or veeru me se kiske sar pe baal jyada
hai?? Those of you who have seen me recently, kyun, ho gaye na confused??

Aur rahi sahi baat, to ji main itne saalo se calcutta me hu, main to dada ki jageh
lene k liye hi paida hua tha.. Kuch nahi to take a look at the number of years I
spent in Nigeria.. Kam se kam mujhe Zimbabwe ka captain hi bana dete!! Ye sada
mujhe shikayat rahegi mere parents se.. Arre wo to bade the, unhe to mujhse
jyada akal thi...

Kaash mujhe unhone cricketer banaya hota!! .. !! To unka bhi har baat pe TV wale interview lene pahuchte, unhe phone kar k mera updates dete.. Magar ye ho na saka.. aur ab ye aalam hai ki hum raat k baarah baje bhi apne lappie me ye keypads khatkhata rahe hai.. Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata hai ..