Official doldrums!

Hey readers, have you ever felt victimized? Ever felt that you were being dealt with unfairly, harshly? That you and you alone were being discriminated against while the rest of the world went about doing anything they wished and got away with it too!!

Yes, you are (sic) right -- such is a fate is being dealt out to this writer! the writer feels victimized by the office policies and the harsh treatment which was meted out to yours truly a few months back -- a punishment so severe that it tainted his perception of the world, of the people around him. And before you feminists gear up and stage a drama, take a chill-pill ladies! This time the tables have been tuned on us unfortunate guys.

Okay okay, so maybe by now you are wondering why I am being so hypersensitive and acting so weird and all so pumped up! trying my best to vent out my frustration yet falling short of words!!

We all know how we Indians love to have a lovely lunch and what is a beautiful lunch without a small teeny-toony nap?? Tell me tell me --- haven't our elders preached all along that "khaane ke baad thoda aaram farmaana chahiye"?? So what's wrong with taking a nap after lunch in office? I mean, hell, we spend more of our time in office than at home with our family! Doing household chore seems more like a task than doing even the most mundane of office jobs! So aren't we even entitled to a small nap in the entirety that we spend at office, our home-away-from-home?

So yours truly was very rightly exercising his right to take a nap when he was asked to visit the manager! There he was asked a few questions and to rid him of his sleep, the manager handed him a quiz -- yes sirrie, a quiz of all the rotten things in the world! Imagine my plight, what trauma engulfed me then and there! Anyways, what happened after that is another story, to be discussed some other time altogether!

Anyways, why I feel discriminated against is because the ladies in this office (and there are plenty of them and they easily outnumber the guys -- did someone mutter lucky dude??) are allowed to indulge in this napping practice for as long as they want! HEIGHTS of discrimination?? Is any one listening? Where are all the male chauvanists when you need them? I mean, look at these females, on one hand, they demand to be treated as equals while on the other hand, they go ahead asking for reservations, higher tax exemptions, preferential treatment et cetera et cetera!!

Anyways, enough blabbering for the moment, I got to go do some work but before I take your leave, here is one article on the current food shortage which I feel is worth your time.. Click here to view the same and enjoy reading!